cellphone.

hit me up, && i'll catch you when i can. send ic starters, memes, ideas, plots, etc. everything is treated as ic unless marked ooc. i always encourage you to start threads from my answers, and if possible, @ me in a new post. please make sure you read my rules before attempting to interact.

info.

identity. private && gta-exclusive michael jones
activity. semi-active, selective, && slow
tracking. #jerseydevll
author. bo / mel
established. feb 7^th 2015

crew code.

O1. this blog is strictly AU. i do not have a roosterteeth employee verse, nor will i ever. i am gta-exclusive and roleplay with other muses in gta- or other crime-based universes. i follow on a case-by-case basis; it means i want to interact with you or would enjoy seeing your threads on my dash. i am not affiliated with roosterteeth or michael jones in any way.

O2. please read my rules and michael's bio before attempting interaction with me. this blog only interacts ic with mutuals.

O3. i have no issue with shipping, but that is not this blog's main focus. i will only ship with muses whom michael has good chemistry && history with and with whose muns i know well and am friendly with out of character. i am tentatively shipping exclusive with raydnarvaezjr, but i am still open to other ships.

please note, my michael is asexual. this is a personal characterizaton choice i've made that i will not budge on. shipping with michael is smut-free, end of story. i have felt forced into sexual interactions before and i will no longer tolerate it. if this is what you're looking for, sorry. you got the wrong blog.

O4. i'm not michael. how michael acts or feels towards your character is not a reflection of how i feel towards you. please remember michael is a criminal and i do not always agree with his thoughts or actions.

O5. i drop stuff. never because your reply didn't meet some invisible standard of quality i hold, it's usually just i have too many threads and i need to drop some for my sanity, OR i've taken too long to reply and now it is irrelevant. i apologize! you are always welcome to ask about it and maybe we can ressurect it.

O6 it's in my nature to go for the flowery-ass descriptions and rambling monologues. if i know you to have some trouble with reading/deciphering purple prose, i will go the extra effort to make my writing the most accessible to my partners in our threads.

O7. i will always be polite and vocal about things that make me uncomfortable. if i ever do/say/write something that rubs you the wrong way, rest assured you can tell me and i will make it right for you.

O8. please tag all nsfw as such for me. in addition, if you could tag sexual abuse/harrassment as such, i'd be a happy camper. too much untagged content is likely to end in an unfollow.

O9. ooc drama is not tolerated. i don't subscribe to callout culture in most circumstances or any instance of public shaming/gaslighting. in some cases even extremely assholeish vagueblogging. for my wellbeing, i reserve the right to unfollow indefinitely without explanation.

1O. bring your good vibes.

author.

hi, i go by bo! she/her. i'm a twenty-one year old english major from wisconsin, and my aussie is my world. in my spare time, i am a poet, i take commissions, and i'm working on a novel! crime drama is my favorite genre (can you tell?) and i'm always watching forensic files or the news. i'm passionate about politics, art, and music. a watsky concert rocked my world.

credits.

graphics, screenshot icons, psd [c] myself.

link animations. | animated icons i. | animated icons ii. | original theme base code. | popup box code. | hovered link titles | flash music player.

vitals.

FULL NAME: Michael Vincent Jones
ALIAS: Jersey Devil
GENDER: Male (he/him)
AGE: 28 | b. July 24th, 1987 | leo
BIRTHPLACE Woodbridge, NJ (Alderney City, Alderney)
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Los Santos, SA

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Taken
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Asexual
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Panromantic

FAMILY CONNECTIONS:
Ray Narvaez Jr. - boyfriend.
Sarah Asher - claimed ‘adopted’ sister.
Jimmy Jones, David Jones - brothers, (estranged)
Denise Jones, Vincent Jones - parents. (estranged)

physical.

HAIR: Red-brown curls, kept short.
EYES: Brown.
HEIGHT: 5’ 9".
WEIGHT: 177 lbs.
BUILD: Short and blocky. Michael is by no means unfit, but he is notably wider and sturdier than the other lads.
WARDROBE: Leather and/or tee-shirts. He favors a brown leather jacket with a wolf head on the back. A pair of dirty green & grey converse sneakers, or combat boots for something heavier.
NOTABLE FEATURES: Has freckles across face, neck, back, and arms. Usually wears contacts instead of glasses, unless at home. reference file: partial tattoo reference can be found here: x

record.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo, Ryan Haywood, Gavin Free, Ray Narvaez Jr., Sarah Asher, Lindsay Tuggey, Trevor Philips, Andrew Cross, Lily Saunders.

PARTIAL OFFENSES LIST: murder, numerous armed robberies, terrorism, grand theft auto, possession and use of weapons of mass destruction, destruction of property private and public, aggravated assault, etc.

case file.

for further backstory, reference the MAINVERSE PAGE.

Michael has always excelled at building explosives. It’s tame, methodical work, yes, but Michael is anything but. He always liked spontaneity and works often on impulse, even when it gets him into trouble. He has a tendency to lose his temper with others and himself when things start to go awry (and they often do with the company he keeps). He can be very self-destructive and go overboard with certain tasks if left unchecked. Michael is prone to running himself ragged in pursuit of finishing a job— he hates to leave things half-done.

He’s best at close-combat fighting with blunt weapons, but he can handle himself with a gun. Anything explosive, he’s the man for it. Whether you want something heavy or some light crackles, he’s got it all. Grenades, IEDs, stickies– ask, and you shall receive. He's quite secretive of his methods, but that doesn't mean he's unwilling to sell his product.

Michael is distrustful of strangers as a general rule and doesn’t like revealing much about himself or his past. Once you have gained his trust, however, he is loyal to a fault and would defend you with his life. Don't be fooled, however, Michael is no lapdog. This is a double-edged sword. If crossed, there is very little hope for opening him back up again.

additional.

FEARS & PHOBIAS: lack of control, choking/suffocation, death & dying alone.

SMOKING: Infrequent. Michael will smoke in times of stress, or if he is offered a cigarette in a social situation.
DRINKING: Often. He has no qualms with drinking, or getting drunk in the right company. He doesn’t often let himself lose control, but he’s usually a very happy and fun-loving drunk when he does.
HARD DRUGS: Never. Michael refuses anything more than a cigarette. It’s a control thing for him, though he doesn’t look down upon anybody else’s use.
GAMBLING: Often. Michael is always quick to make and take bets and dares.